Getting the Goods

The plan was simple.

Meet a hot guy, take him back to a hotel, get busy...

Steal the sperm.

I know, I know.

It sounds ridiculous, right? But I swear in the moment and after a lot of tequila shots of course, it sounded perfect.

Best laid plans...

Turns out, I'm a shitty thief. And if getting caught red-handed wasn't bad enough...

The owner of the sperm ends up being my new boss.

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