BioLarry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.
They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!
Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. We are swingers and often live the stories I write about and so in many cases, I have been there and done that. If you are thinking about the Lifestyle, I have a number of helpful posts on my website. My stories are typically well written stroke material but I would like to think that there is a decent plot to the stories and are written (IMHO) in correct English with minimal spelling and/or grammatical errors. If you have a hand free, try one out.
Free Book Giveaways
“Fantasy Swingers” (12,000 Words) is a graphic erotic story of a couple, who become interested in swinging because of the wife’s infatuation with a co-worker. Later shopping for a sexy dress, they meet a couple of swingers, who initiate them into the alternate lifestyle known as swinging. This is Part 1 of a multi-part series of how Cynthia and Francis are introduced into swinging by veteran swingers, Foxy and Larry.
The follow up eStories deal with the final conversion of Cynthia from a sweet innocent housewife to a complete slut (use your own imagination here). Cynthia and her husband are thrown into the deep end of the swinger’s pool and learn to sink or swim or at least swallow!
Cynthia learns the actual meaning of, “Thank you sir. May I have another?”
I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus
A swinger couple and their girlfriends have a chance encounter with Santa Claus while getting ready for a Christmas swing party. Santa drops in by accident at the wrong house and finds three beautiful naked girls trimming the Christmas Tree.
He finds out that they have been very naughty and they decide to give him a good blow job so he will put their names on the ‘Nice’ list.
While this is obviously a fantasy, as we all learned the cruel truth about Santa at around age 6, the other aspects of the story were taken from our friends and our lifestyle.